For shame, thou everlasting wooer,
Still saying grace and never falling to her!
Love that’s in contemplation placed,
Is Venus drawn but to the waste.
Unless your flame confess its gender,
And your parley cause surrender,
You are Salamanders of a cold desire,
That live untouched amidst the hottest fire.
What though she be a dame of stone,
The widow of Pygmalion,
As hard and unrelenting she
As the new-crusted Niobe,
Or, (what doth more of statue carry,)
A nun of the Platonic quarry?
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred;
A flint will break upon a feather-bed.
For shame, you pretty female elves,
Cease thus to candy up your selves;
No more, you sectaries of the game,
No more of your calcining flame!
Women commence by Cupid’s dart
As a king hunting dubs a hart.
Love’s votaries enthral each other’s soul
Till both of them live but upon parole.
Virtue’s no more in womankind
But the green-sickness of the mind ;
Philosophy (their new delight)
A kind of charcoal appetite.
There is no sophistry prevails
Where all-convincing love assails,
But the disputing petticoat will warp,
As skillful gamesters are to seek at sharp.
The soldier, that man of iron,
Whom ribs of Horror all environ,
That’s strung with wire instead of veins
In whose embraces you’re jn chains.
Let a magnetic girl appear,
Straight he turns Cupid’s cuirassier.
Love storms his lips, and takes the fortress in,
For all the bristled turnpikes of his chin.
Since Love’s artillery then checks
The breastworks of the firmest sex
Come let us in affections riot
They are sickly pleasures keep a diet.
Give me a lover bold and free
Not eunuched with formality
Like an embassador that beds a queen
With the nice caution of a sword between.
Here lies wise and valiant dust
Huddled up ‘twixt fit and just,
Strafford, who was hurried hence
‘Twixt treason and convenience.
He spent his time here in a mist,
A Papist, yet a Calvinist;
His Prince’s nearest joy and grief,
He had, yet wanted all relief;
The prop and ruin of the state;
The people’s violent love and hate;
One in extremes loved and abhorred.
Riddles lie here, or in a word —
Here lies blood; and let it lie
Speechless still and never cry.